Greetings my fellow PMOGeon Brothers and Sisters.

Firstly, let me apologize for the Recession and so called "credit-crunch" that my abscense has caused. It would seem that the DP has fallen below the $1 mark during my enforced sabbatical.

Unfortunately, I fell foul of the evil that is Victoria Ash.

I had been enjoying a birthday celebration with Professor Thaddeus, and perhaps had one DP too many, only to awaken the next day to find myself in a strange hotel room tied to the bed, with the letters VA etched into my chest.

I also noticed a very strange itching sensation, where no man would wish to have such itching.

I shall not go into further details to spare my blushes, however, needless to say, the forces of Chaos are unclean aswell as evil!

Despite the corruption that has seen the Shoppe owners giving the tools of evil away almost free of charge my time away has filled me with new hope and I intend to contact many of you via the message system in the coming days

Order will return, everything and everyone has a price.

Yours

Thomas

Interesting...

CHAOS!

Hmm... So, this one decides to speak up...

Interesting.

Lol. Only with a jacket on I hope.

Although you´d be getting strange itching sensations in regions that shall not be named? Really, Nieman?

Who could say no to that face.

@chetyre Certainly not me.

OMG!

Order!

Please find crates with DPs and tool on your profile Mr. Hoggins to aid the shoats against chaos.
-from a fellow benefactor

@chetyre it's the sausage hair that turns me on!

No Birch, its Chaos! not order! You need to get that fixed.

welcome back Thomas

v for victorious voluptuous vengeance...vivid victoria.

victoria ash is no biggy, she can't even be original, stealing Vs trademark :P

And who's to say V did not steal it from me? For V is an idea...

I look forward to your orderly plotting.
Should make for interesting times.

Welcome back Sir Hoggins.

;) 8-)

How about 1dp armor! Armor needs to get a sale price of it's own!

I agree cheap armor please.

I asked for cheap armor in the new year sale but the computer said no :-(

Well done Mr. Hoggins. :)

Well, how about 1 DP portals? It would have helped Mr. Hoggins in fleeing when stumbling into the right portal.
Hmm. Order or not, the destroyer in me dances with the seer and comes up with the idea SplodeyPortals... you enter a portal, but they're setup the wrong way and you go BOOOM!
*mwaaaaa-hahahahaaaaa*
Anyway. Welcome back Mr. Hoggins! Chaos or Order aside, it's never nice carving letters in someone's chest. Or someone's face, just to finish the idea.

Thank you all for your kind words.

Perhaps I can help with some of the suggestions, @Miss Bunni, how would you like to purchase 1000 Armor from me for 1000DP which will meet your demand for 1DP Armor?

Unfortunately the Shoppe system here is as corrupt as most of the Chaos loving Trustees.

And Mr Holzonkel, perhaps you would wish to purchase a similar number of Portals at your desired 1DP.

I feel someone must make a stand and that person shall be me, hopefully with the help of some loyal supporters of Order!

Order forever.

Thomas.

Hi Thomas, I've had a shortage of crates lately, do you think you can help me with that?

@Uselessness, as you are an upstanding Benefactor I shall credit your profile with a hundred crates very shortly.

Order Forever

Thomas.