Well, with all the hubbub surrounding the Olympics I figured that PMOG should have their own Olympics.

EDIT: Moving this information to the front so you can find it more easily.

The PMOG Olympic events have been finalized. They will be:

HIDDEN CRATING: A crate is stashed on any PMOG URL. The person whose is found last wins.

WHINING CONTEST: There are ten judges. The best whines get five points, the worst get one. The person with the most whine points wins. The others get a full profile of mines.

MARATHON MISSION: A 50 page, text website mission is created. The first one to finish the mission and comment wins.

GETTING VIGILANTES AND BEDOUINS INTO THIS:: New accounts are created. There are two teams of competitors, vigilantes and Bedouins. They each must buy as many/much armor/st nicks as they can. If the Bedouins buy 400 armor before the vigilantes buy 250 st nicks, the Bedouins win.

PORTAL MAZE: Portals are created. The portals start at pmog.com. The destination of each portal is a hint for the next one. Whoever gets to the end of the maze first wins. For example, if a portal led you to a website about wikipedia, the next portal to find would be on wikipedia.com

I do not know when these events will take place. It will be as soon as they can.

The current prize pool is 15,000 dp, 3,000 dp per event.

If you would like to participate in the Olympics, please say so in this forum. I will try to compile a list of participants.

If you would like to help, please say so. I need ten judges for the whining contest, and people to help with the marathon mission and the portal maze. I will also need a lot of volunteer during the actual games.

Pmog Olympian
male, 0, United States
Registered: about 1 hour

Shoat Level 1
Shoat

You joined/started a new account just for this?

Out thyself!

Ooo - a witch hunt...

Seriously - we would like a name to know to whom our DP's are going.

Don't bother asking for prizes now, as the badge contest showed, good ideas get tons of prize donations.

Event Name: 100m sprint.
Event Description: All contestants start a new account. Most loot after 10 minutes wins. (We'll watch the event page for cheats)

Event Name: Portal Racing
Event description: 25 pages of portals, first one to the end wins.

Dang it, I was gonna do this, but you go and steal my idea!

I'll leave a donation for now, and if more donators come out of the woodwork then I'll up it.

Event Name: Badge Racing
Event Description: Quickest to get all the usage badges (including invitations and #of mission badges) wins.

sylverling, that would take months...

5000 DP has been donated by Zous!

Current Pot: 5000 DP

And Chava, if you'd like that Pot to not go down, I'd suggest you not force me to spend DP buying armor. That's just rude.

You destroyers are always ruining the games for everyone! What the hell...

Mined.

HA!

Whining gets a mining. I was just like 10 mines, and now you've brought hell upon thyself.

k, that was my fault, I shouldn't have whined lol

And ty Chava for the donation of armor so that the mines didn't eat into the Pot

Chava, it hasn't taken *me* months...and I'm almost there. *grin*

sylverling:

Pollimaria Moonflower
female, 26, United States
Registered: 2 months

Took jaden and orangerineman that long too...

well, yeah, but i didn't start seriously doing it till a month ago.

*grins* it's an endurance event.

Obstacle course

Some destroyers get together to severely mine several pages and the olympians have to go through them all with or without armor. The person with the most hits win.

Event Name: Bedouin toss
Event Description: Destroyers use a single mine to launch an unsuspecting Bedouin into the air. The Destroyer whose Bedouin lands furthest away wins.

inplausable ftw!

I want the bedouin toss somehow implemented.

Event name: Speed mining
Event description: a single destroyer races against to vigilantes RT nicking him for 1 minute. Destroyer with the most mines laid wins.

Event name: Speed nicking
Event description: to take place at the same time as speed mining, two vigilantes race to nick a single destroyer the most times they can in 1 minute. Vigilante with most nicks wins.

Event name: Speed mine clearing
Event description: Clear your profile as fast as you can, take any hits with no armour and you lose.

Nice, Davidsev

This looks fun! I'll also include the association that can play each game too.

Event Name: Hidden crating
Association: Benefactors
Event Description: Select 1 public PMOG url and stash 1 crate. The person whose his/her crate is looted last is a winner. To avoid cheating, the referee must know the url of each player.

Thanks to MrBubbles and T_man for the extra 300 DP in Donations

The Winner's Pot: 5300 DP

I'm likin' the look of some of these :D

Ack, I'm horrible at thinking up these kinds of things,

Event Name: Testing Skills
Event Description: A mission is made with different pages to different online games. People must sceenshot their scores on said games and submit them within the time limit.
Example: Have the lightposts on pages like http://www.newgrounds.com/portal... , and then have people screenshot their scores and post them. If they don't post all of their scores within x amount of minutes, they lose.