People are always playing these stupid little games about getting lost on islands with no food and no chance for escape and then asking who would you shag or what reading material would you take with you. Well, that's just lame, so I've decided someone should start the game off the real way it is supposed to go.

You're trapped on an island with 7 random people from POMG, and one of you has wasted the last of the food trying to make a raft. After throwing that guy off a cliff, you realize the only way you can feed yourselves now is to eat one of your fellow pmogians like some sort of cannibal.

Now I ask you, of everyone on pmog, who do you really hope is among those 6 remaining people, so that you can eat them first?

Thomas Hoggins. So I can have his spiffy suit. :P

Shyiskhar, after all of that bare back mine riding, hes gotta be pretty well cooked.

Gbelste.

Because he now has Thomas Hoggin's suit, which is what I want. I mean, damn--that suit is stylish!

Sikkdays, I hear tell he's bacony.

mmmpi.

cos, well, mmm. pie.

thepaul, because he's trapped us all on an island making us eat each other.

HA!

A group of shoats...mmm slow roasted suckling pig....

and BACON!!@

burdenday... blame tastes sweet!

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because he is tasty and sweet!

Oh noes, bleaquehaus figured out my insidious plot D:

cookiemonstr13, She might be holding a cookbook.

Nobody else wants to eat someone?

I'll eat bloody_tuesday. He doesn't do his job right. I'm sure he's been mined enough to be cooked quite nicely.

Spot the Alt time. I would say Nieman for the tone, but he can type and his grammar isn't quite so atrocious. Isn't that Nitwit's penguin?

That is nitwit's penguin. I wonder what penguin tastes like?

Like any other water fowl.

Unless you're talking the penguins people like to use on pmog.
Those ones taste like plastic explosive.