I've just been told I have caught the H1Nick1 Bug (A.K.A. The Shoat Flu!)

*cough* *cough*

Unfortunately, I was active this morning in dropping some crates, so who knows where they are and who might catch my bug!

*cough* *cough*

If you find my crates out there, you've caught it.

Let the world know that you've caught the bug here, and then go drop some crates out there in the world to pass it on!

*goes to rest and recover*

I knew I should have used more hand sanitizer...

I have the flu (infected by Zous)

I just got infectuated with the flu now it is time for me to spread it....

must spread zombifac-- i mean shoat fluuuuuu.

After two crates I've looted I'm doomed!

Damn... I should had worn protection while opening that crate :(

I am spreading this thing like a wild fire lol.

I have the shoat flue too

I had my armour on when I looted an infected crate. Sniff. Do I still have it? *coughs*

OMG!! Stop!! Shoat Flu Time!! *cough*

shoat flu, i haz it

@ zous
Thanks for the 100dp
Not so thanks for the shoat flu

First you mupproll me, then you infect me?

you cad, sir.

argh! is there a cure?

Agh! got it! *achoo!*

It went right through my armor! :O

yep - got me, and I thought it was just the collie wobbles.....

Right throught the armor? Don't you know there are little holes in every armor? They are no protection against the flu!

I have even heard rumours about armor that comes pre-contaminated with the virus.

Only abstinence (from crates/armor/lightposts/st. nicks/watchdogs) can save you!

*cough*Wheeze* im dying *cough* *cough* the shoat flu *wheeeze* its *cough* mutated! *wheeze* *cough* Im dying *wheeze* *drops dead*

*sniffle* That'll teach me to loot *achoo!* wild crates...

Achoo!! cough cough