Greetings to all. From a young age I disavowed all affiliation with Chaos, although I have never forsaken my evil nature or my corrupt and blackened heart. Today I am seeking unexpected methods of thieving, killing, and laying to waste anything which would stand in my path, using only tools of Order.

Many advance thanks for all beneficial suggestions! If your response is unhelpful to me, however, I will grant unending suffering to you and your descendants for seven generations.

You may be able to kill them with kindness. Stash 10 crates with 1000 DP each on a profile and see what happens.

Since I suggested it, I will bravely test what happens. Just drop the crates on my profile ( http://pmog.com/users/czarchron ) I'll document the entire process and let you know if that kills off my character.

Good Hunting Sir!!

Dare you match wits with an evil genius? I shall establish you as my rival forthwith, Mr. Czarchron! Do not attempt such a ruse again!

Use lightposts to make a mission that hits several parts of a persons website. Spam 1dp crates on it.

If he or she has a bad web server or you have enough crates, eventually you'll take it down.

You could spam somebody's profile with a bunch of answerless 1DP puzzle crates, if you're a high enough level. The annoyance that causes is almost as bad as a bunch of mines, and there's no limit on the number of crates you can stash (as far as I know).

Not that I would encourage such a thing...

Splendid responses, both of you. I am wringing my hands with glee. I shall begin investigating the feasibility and merit of your suggestions.

I welcome it sir! En garde

(edit: obviously the gauntlet thrown down has brought out my darker side as noted on my number of posts: 666 at this time!)

I would like to suggest as targets you work on bringing down the campaign of Order in the presidential election. XD

We can never be brought down!

I assure you my sanity has never been more sound. As for the grand election, I have already placed my vote for Order and the dear lagomorphic candidate.

The perfect act of evil through Order would be to do nothing, allowing others to self-destruct through their own incompetence. To act is to generate Chaos.

Try it. I DARE you.

HA!

To idle in Order is to allow the increase of Chaos.

so why is it that you are a man of Order, yet yuor avatar has a distinctly sinister aspect to it.

has that old cheesy western movie villian look to it..

Do you truly believe that Order and Evil are mutually exclusive? Allow me to demonstrate by virtue of my own absolute evilness. You shall become my rival!

Using the tools of order for evil purposes ... why does that remind me of the outgoing President of the U.S.?

Order doesn't = Good people. It quite emphatically = Evil.

Let me ask you, Would you prefer freedom to act as you choose when you choose, Or would you prefer to be bound in prescribed roles doing only what you are allowed to do?

This gentleman has it right. Order is Evil. The tools of Order may be used Chaotically, But emphatically the role of order is one of Evil.

Chaos may sometimes perform evilly, But it always offers you the choice.

Well-spoken, good sir. I should become your ally were it not so evident that you are an enemy of Order.

Nah salinat, the gentleman here speaks of and searches for inteligent designs of evil nature. This couldn't be farther from whom you have in mind ;)

Chaos doesn't = Bad people. It quite emphatically = Good.

Order may sometimes perform goodly, But it always offers you the choice.

I just wanted to see how that looked in a mirror. Thanks Shy

It looks terrible in the mirror. It makes no sense! It might be because you messed up the reflection.. Hold on, I'll fix it... :)

Chaos doesn't = Bad people. It quite emphatically = Good.

Order may sometimes perform goodly, But it never offers you a choice.

There. See if you spot the difference. :P

aw, Yes! much clearer now. It's amazing how one little word can change the whole meaning.

Thank you for the clarification.

I have discovered evil purposes for crates and lightposts, but still seek a horrible way to abuse armor. Can any helpful souls offer a suggestion?

I am also now searching with heightened interest for a league of unqualified allies. If you, like me, are committed to Orderly evil, please reveal yourself at this time. I desire an army.

If you plot treachery, do not squander your time. I will find you out.

nothing is annoying about dismissing a puzzle crate, its rather enjoyable!!!

and for the record. digory_jones was REMOVED from the Order of Chaos for reasons we wont discuss on this forum.

@vonamarak You may have a point about the intelligence, but I'm not yet convinced Mr. Jones is intelligent. Sure, he speaks eloquently, but so what. That may only prove he's a better parrot than GW.