Those of you in the know, It's time. We must release project two-four. The Defiler has been Appraised, We require the Cerebral Embolitic or your premature memortian potentiate.
Dignify the transdominant. Tonight we rise.

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You are not the chosen one. With the prophecy of Juarwaden at full flow, and the people of Decarden walking the steps of Gando there was no choice but to Align the devices of Pantaco and launch a full attack on Casatro the undenying. Tonight we rise.

I'm not sure that DNA mutations should be the basis of exalting a new emperor. But what the heck.

Shy, what the hell are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?

As you well know, Young Ashwall, The DNA mutations are only the TIP of the Iceberg. Via Advanced technomastery we've Deleted the Atal gene. As per the Prophecy. You know the Moon of the planet Casatro became scattered on the eve of Defilotz. This was stage one, Stage two was the Technomastery of the Atal and the final stage is the Emporizing of the Defiler. Then our plans shall be complete!

@Chava. Soon all my work shall be revealed, Centuries of planning come to fruition... Tonight, We rise.

Why were you lying down in the first place?

We are all lying down. Our spirits crushed by the horrific Avatar of Dentos. It's power bleeds into the Motherflow of the AlphaAros. We shall rise above it, And thus shall the Defiler be Emporized. Those left behind shall sleep for eternity.

@shyis
That's what the famous Mr. T would call Jibba Jabba!

Avatar of dentos... is there something going on with your teeth?

Shy... do you want to take a nap?

Doesn't the atal gene have something to do with yeast?
And Gando? Spanish yeast?

Cthulhu fhtagn.

A needless mutation, easily preventable by Ironized Yeast.

OK... so there's a yeast infection? I'm getting lost here...

The Atal gene, As anyone with the knowledge of the Dentos knows, is that gene which call's the Yeast of Tankrat to attack the Defiler, Thus causing his inability to rise. As Nieman has pointed out this can lead to frustration. Certain drugs can certainly assist for a limited time, But the ultimate rise can only be achieved by the total REMOVAL of the Atal Gene. I myself am not subject to the errors of the Atal gene, not being made of the blood of defilers, merely granted the right to defend there glorious natures.

So... what happens if we open the oven door?

@chava
The risen soufflé will fall, I think.

You laugh now, But will you be laughing when I release the Nitrous oxide?

Probably.

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@Chava - shouldn't that be BWAHAHAHAHAHA... ETC?

I'm partial to Bwahahaha, But Muahahaha is also an accepted form.

chava needs no warm up sounds before launching into a solid wall of revelry!