I'm new at PMOG. It's a little confusing. Can anyone give me a few quick tips?

A Few Tips to Get You Started:

We care deeply about small virtual cities of all kinds. We want--nay, need--you to post a portal to one.

Everyone should post at least once in the "Suggestion List" thread with the an idea along the lines of "scrap all this 'passive' nonsense." Bonus points for suggesting we delete the forums.

There is no FAQ. The FAQ is a lie.

Mined (and crated).

Oh come on now, be nice to the poor little shoats. Here's your first tip: watch out for these two. Tip 2: find the FAQ pinned in the gameplay forum. Final tip: don't take all the mines and such personally. It's pretty much a way of life here in the land of PMOG.

http://pmog.com/forums/gameplay/...

That should help get you started.

...unless I personally make a point to drop thousands of mines on you; then you should take it personally

orangerineman, I take offense to your post, I am a PMogger of great standing.

Just ask my alts!

I'd be offended, but even I watch out for me.

Thanks yous guys. I'll pick it up sooner or later. If too much later, I think I might be pwnd every time I log on. It will be noted. :)

Best advice? Lurk more. Discuss bacon often. Be prepared to get mined anytime you declare yourself a newbie...

That was sort of the point. You learn fast from people who mine a shoat who knows nothing. A disadvantage becomes an advantage!

I like you

I declare this person win.

Awww...please stop. You're making my ego expand. SOMEONE GET A PIN! ;)

-Passes pin-

Uh-oh - we just got 'splodied shoat on the rug....

mmmm...tasty shoat bacon...