I'd like to announce my services. For a small fee (The cost of the mines I use, Services shall be rendered first, Cost worked out, and then billed dependent on how many mines I can lay) I shall anonymously mine a person of your choosing.

How this works.

You message me the name of a victim, Letting me know that you wish to have them mined, how many mines you would prefer (Clearly this is limited by how many mines they already have) and if you so choose a message I can leave them. I shall then go to there profile, and leave a crate with ten DeeP's and a note stating they have been chosen to be assassinated.
The point here is that
(i)You'll be anonymous, No one will ever know who hit who.
(ii)Your victims will live forever in fear, And may well retaliate on someone else entirely!
(iii)???
(iv)Profit!

BOLD!!! Any posting of a person to be assassinated in this thread will be ignored. I refuse to do non anonymous assassinations. For those go to Drudge, who will be happy to mine the hell outta anyone you wish. /BOLD!!!

Isn't it? I did a couple of contracts already before I realized it could become official...
Congrats to my first victims! Feel free to post your personal experience's here!

nieman... you list vigilante right now...

Can I send you a fat wad of DP that you can slowly but surely spend, rather than limiting destruction to <=50 mines?

@The1joebob,
Sure you can! Prepayment will certainly work. Just give me what you want to give me, and I'll assassinate 'til the money runs out...
Dang, I'm frickin' Hitman!

Hah. That's Drudges game. But since having read some few of your posts I've decided you're kinda awesome, I'm indulging you. Mining to follow.

@shyiskhar
The Dark Brotherhood is way more hardcore than Hitman in the realm of digital assassins IMO. Maybe you could create a PMOG Assassins guild :)

@Chris
Then I'd have competition! I fully plan on committing all assassinations myself.
For now.

@nieman

I never said I would join. I like being a Seer. It was just an idea for shyiskhar.

bump for great justice.

This is a great idea. I see only two problems:
1. I can´t afford your service (and probably never will).
2. I don´t know who I want to be assassinated :(

Well, I only charge for mines used.. 40dp per mine. And I'll lay as few or as many as you wish...

Bump ^_^

Also, i would like to add, shyiskhar has a financial backer. If he runs out of DP to complete a mission, I'll do my best to makes sure that he does complete it. :)

Think of me as the old guy in the Lux penthouse watching my HD TV playing chess with my drone....

Thas right! I have class.

I like your style shyiskhar. This is a really fun concept.

You are one clever destroyer :D

What a great idea!

I have decided upon assassination the victim shall earn the Tag, Assassinated.
This is an honor above all honors.
Someone employ me, My mines are getting lonely.

I have someone in mined (sic), but I need to keep some points back for my prize fund. Give me a little time (if they're around long enough).

Time I have. I hope. Unless Drudge or Nieman decide to Assassinate me instead.

lol - I thought you guys stuck together...

We do stick together. But we're chaotic. Mining is like a complement to us. We're expected to betray each other. :)

Oh great, hitman next Proffesion we need on PMOG :P

Nifty good idea!